Well, here goes...the reason I am a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

After my first wife left me, I fell in love with a gal who tuned out to be bipolar/schizo/nympho (not making that up). Long story short, after she tried to kill me (played bumper cars with my poor car), she took off to FL where she would call me. A lot. When she realized we weren’t getting back together cause I was marrying Lisa, we had a horrible fight on the phone. So bad she kept saying she was going to kill herself. 

Finally, I said “go ahead then...” and she dropped the phone and jumped.

 
Always blamed myself, despite what they tell me in therapy.

Photo + Edits: Tim Brosius / Models: Amy Pope Fitzgerald, Melanie Kurstin, Todd Gardner / Concept: Andrew Key, Rebecca Ellis, Samantha Trionfo, Tim Brosius